{"id":797,"date":"2025-09-27T18:57:53","date_gmt":"2025-09-27T18:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/benotconformed\/?p=797"},"modified":"2025-10-16T21:13:40","modified_gmt":"2025-10-16T21:13:40","slug":"roadside-monument-my-hands-are-the-thermometer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/benotconformed\/2025\/09\/27\/roadside-monument-my-hands-are-the-thermometer\/","title":{"rendered":"Roadside Monument &#8211; My Hands Are the Thermometer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<!-- Roadside Monument Artist Block -->\n<iframe data-testid=\"embed-iframe\" style=\"border-radius:12px; display:block; margin:0 auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/artist\/5hexRMqhtlhnto12Qj45EG?utm_source=generator&#038;theme=0\" width=\"600\" height=\"152\" frameBorder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\" allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/iframe>\n\n<section style=\"max-width:700px; margin:20px auto;\">\n<table style=\"width:100%; border:0; margin-bottom:0; padding-bottom:0;\"><tr><td style=\"text-align:right; width:120px;\">\n<b>Follow:<\/b>\n<\/td><td style=\"text-align:left;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/roadsidemonumentband\/?hl=en\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/icon-instagram.png\" style=\"vertical-align: middle;\" border=\"0\"><\/a>\n<\/td><\/tr><tr><td style=\"text-align:right;\">\n<b>Buy:<\/b>\n<\/td><td style=\"text-align:left;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ebay.com\/sch\/i.html?_nkw=roadside+monument&#038;_sacat=0&#038;mkcid=1&#038;mkrid=711-53200-19255-0&#038;siteid=0&#038;campid=5339047119&#038;customid=&#038;toolid=10001&#038;mkevt=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/icon-24-ebay.png\" style=\"vertical-align: middle;\">eBay<\/a>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/pixel.png\" width=\"10\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.cdandlp.com\/en\/roadside+monument\/artist\/?affilie=thefiretongue&#038;utm_source=www.firetonguezine.com&#038;utm_medium=link&#038;utm_campaign=affiliation\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/icon-24-cdandlp.png\" style=\"vertical-align: middle;\">CDandLP<\/a>\n<\/td><\/tr><tr><td style=\"text-align:right;\">\n<b>Charts:<\/b>\n<\/td><td style=\"text-align:left;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/artist\/5hexRMqhtlhnto12Qj45EG\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/icon-24-spotify.png\" style=\"vertical-align: middle;\">Spotify<\/a>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/pixel.png\" width=\"10\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/us\/artist\/roadside-monument\/18381017\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/icon-24-applemusic.png\" style=\"vertical-align: middle;\">Apple Music<\/a>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/pixel.png\" width=\"10\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.last.fm\/music\/roadside+monument\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/icon-24-last.fm_.png\" style=\"vertical-align: middle;\">Last.fm<\/a>\n<\/td><\/tr><tr><td style=\"text-align:right;\">\n<b>Events:<\/b>\n<\/td><td style=\"text-align:left;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.songkick.com\/artists\/212330-roadside-monument\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/icon-songkick.png\" style=\"vertical-align: middle;\">Songkick<\/a>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/pixel.png\" width=\"10\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.bandsintown.com\/a\/101202-roadside-monument\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/icon-bandsintown.png\" style=\"vertical-align: middle;\">Bandsintown<\/a>\n<\/td><\/tr><tr><td style=\"text-align:right;\">\n<b>Learn more:<\/b>\n<\/td><td style=\"text-align:left;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Roadside_Monument\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thefiretongue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/icon-24-wikipedia.png\" style=\"vertical-align: middle;\">Wikipedia<\/a>\n<\/td><\/tr><\/table><small style=\"margin-top:0;\"><i><b>Via Wikipedia:<\/b><\/i> Roadside Monument was a math rock and emo band from Seattle, active from 1994 to 1998 and briefly reunited in 2002 and 2022. Signed to Tooth &#038; Nail Records, they released three full-length albums including *Beside This Brief Hexagonal* and *I Am the Day of Current Taste*. Their sound blended angular guitar work with introspective lyrics, earning cult status in the Christian underground. Members included Doug Lorig, Johnathon Ford, and Matt Johnson, with past contributions from Todd Florence, Mike Dente, and Joel Metzger.\n<\/small>\n\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Roadside Monument - My Hands Are the Thermometers\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MQMb8_NIaQk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Lyrics:<br>Twenty-four has been colorized<br>My passion has been colorized<br>314 undermined<br>Undersight, undermined<br>Undersight, i don&#8217;t mind<br>You&#8217;re so far away with the tide<br>Could you define?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Follow: Buy: eBay CDandLP Charts: Spotify Apple Music Last.fm Events: Songkick Bandsintown Learn more: Wikipedia Via Wikipedia: Roadside Monument was a math rock and emo band from Seattle, active from 1994 to 1998 and briefly reunited in 2002 and 2022. 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